Sunday, October 11, 2020

Half a Tree

 You can now buy half a Christmas tree. Not the Bee asks:  Genius or Abomination? I'm leaning abomination.


james said...

C. Opportunity. Get 2. Put one half on the inside of the patio window and the other on the outside.

Years ago I saw a tree too big for the house it was in. Part was inside (visible through the window) and part was on the roof.

Assistant Village Idiot said...

Awesome thinking.

Sam L. said...

Half a tree, Half a tree, Half a tree onward! Or Outward. Or Inward. OK, my silly is done. (My Monday, it is not blue.)

Douglas2 said...

I'm thinking of times we were crammed into an already too-small apartment. It would look normal in photographs from front-on. At least with a wide lens.

I have a vague recollection of some cultural references to a sci-fi think where the tree had 'glitched' and was with the top half coming up from the floor, and the bottom half sticking into the ceiling, as if the 'vertical' on the CRT was misadjusted. I recall seeing lots of pictures online at the time of peoples glitched tree setups, but can't find any now.


Linda Fox said...

Genius. I've lived in small places, when a full tree took up too much space.