Wednesday, May 02, 2007

We Win, They Lose

It's simple.


Doodle Bean said...

Yes. It's true. There can only be one outcome in Iraq. Or in any country of the world who opposes us!

We win. They lose. That simple. And after we win in Iraq, we win in Afghanistan. And after we win in Afghanistan, we win in Iran. And after we win in Iran, we win in Syria. And Jordan. And we could just exterminate... er... win over the Palestinians.

Then we can win in the former Soviet 'Republics'. They have oil, right? So we win there. And then we take over Southeast Asia because they have oil. And we'll win there since it won't be like Vietnam at all.

Win! Win! Win!

Assistant Village Idiot said...

I'm not sure if that's a false antithesis or a straw man, doodle bean. But I know it's not an engagable argument.