Friday, April 07, 2006

New Slogans

Green Party: Our handbaskets are recyclable and are made by co-ops.

Libertarian: Emerging technologies will change everything about how we look at handbaskets.

Go ahead. Pick on anyone you want. I don't like much of anyone today.


Steve Burri said...

Capitalist Party: Our handbaskets are made with child labor in Sri Lanka.

Red Sox Party: Soon, another season gone to hell in a handbasket!

Assistant Village Idiot said...

Steve, I think Thailand has underbid Sri Lanka.