Thursday, April 27, 2006

Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest

It is clear that my tremendous scouting reports to get you through the difficult process of observing the World Cup knowledgeably has been unappreciated. Just think, you could have made breezy comments to Europeans and South Americans you ran into, tricking them into thinking you are one of the good Americans who really understands. But noooo, you would rather be benighted Yanks, provincial and unable to converse smoothly with the world.

So, the third and fourth sections of the preview are cancelled. Wankers.


Anonymous said...

World Cup? What's that?

Anonymous said...

AVI, perhaps without meaning to, or perhaps deliberately, this has been one of the funniest posts I've ever read.

But it is quite hard to get excited about a match on the 29th between Angola & Mauritius. OK, it is not hard to get excited about that match, but it is hard to maintain the excitement for more than .0213492 micro-seconds.

Anonymous said...

World Cup? Isn't that a beer drinking contest held annually in Stuttgart?