Sperm Racing

Once one sees the title of the article, how can one not post it? Sperm Racing. And yes, they are going to be taking bets.

how the race works:

    we’ve designed a microscopic racetrack that mimics the reproductive system—chemical signals, fluid dynamics, synchronized starts.
    high-resolution cameras track every microscopic move. it’s all live-streamed, complete with stats, leaderboards, and instant replays.
    the winner? the sperm that crosses the finish line first, verified by advanced imaging. and for those betting? the stakes have never been smaller—or bigger.

and yeah, it’s exactly as wild as it sounds. but we didn’t stop there.

we’re turning it into a spectacle. think press conferences. weigh-ins. live-streamed races with play-by-play commentary. and, of course, betting.

There is a scientific motivation (or excuse) behind it all, related to increasing fertility.