I get what sermon a pastor might draw from a YIELD sign, or a STOP sign. The addition of the CROSS TRAFFIC part seems a bit more obscure. Challenge your pastor to derive a sermon from BRIDGE FREEZES BEFORE PAVEMENT, or BREAKDOWN LANE TRAVEL ALLOWED 6AM-10AM WEEKDAYS. That's when you know you've got yourself a real first-class preacher.
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Or a real "reacher."
Weird married couple behavior: declaiming the text on random road signs.
When my wife out of the blue on our journey reads "BRIDGE ICES BEFORE ROAD" I find that I can't help but reply "PEARLS BEFORE SWINE".
Then I ask "What's a bridge ice?"
Come on, AVI. It's got the word "cross" right in it!
"That's right, brothers and sisters. The traffic of the Cross does. Not. Stop! There is nothing any earthly power can do to stop the traffic of the Cross! You must YIELD to it, brothers and sisters! Yield to the power of the Cross! That's right! As you travel about your life, carry Jesus with you as your passenger wherever you go. Be the traffic of the Cross. Nothing can stop you! Can I get an amen?"
Man, I really wish I'd worked in, "Jesus said to take up your cross and follow Him. And when you take up your cross, when you bear it everywhere you go, you become the cross traffic, and nothing can stop you!" That's the problem with posting from the hip.
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