I'm thinking I don't want anyone to be president. They're too much trouble. Vice-Presidents seem to be a comparatively minor annoyance. Can we have three or four of those instead?
I think we should decide based on who has the nicest wife, withe best character. That means the current occupant is OUT. I was rather fond of Laura Bush. You can tell a lot about a person by their spouse. It's at least as revealing g as the BS they spout at debates and fundraisers.
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But... but... You mean we couldn't vote for a new Savior every four years?
I think we should decide based on who has the nicest wife, withe best character. That means the current occupant is OUT. I was rather fond of Laura Bush. You can tell a lot about a person by their spouse. It's at least as revealing g as the BS they spout at debates and fundraisers.
UN PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US PRESIDENT TIM KALEMKARIAN, US SENATE TIM KALEMKARIAN, US HOUSE TIM KALEMKARIAN: BEST MAJOR CANDIDATE.
Even though that's spam, I'm keeping it anyway.
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