Wednesday, October 26, 2011

President Whatever

I'm thinking I don't want anyone to be president.  They're too much trouble.  Vice-Presidents seem to be a comparatively minor annoyance.  Can we have three or four of those instead?

I'd promise to be polite to them and everything.

4 comments:

james said...

But... but... You mean we couldn't vote for a new Savior every four years?

Retriever said...

I think we should decide based on who has the nicest wife, withe best character. That means the current occupant is OUT. I was rather fond of Laura Bush. You can tell a lot about a person by their spouse. It's at least as revealing g as the BS they spout at debates and fundraisers.

Anonymous said...

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Assistant Village Idiot said...

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