A woman asking her husband at St. Magnus Cathedral (built in 1137)
"Do you know how old this is?"
"About 5000 years ago...
Uh, maybe it was only 1000."
Up the street at a restaurant, an expensively-dressed couple. He mentions Cambridge rather loudly.
"You have to have fish, because you have been on a long journey."
"But don't you think it has to do with the type of fish? You've said that one should have fish for the digestion after a journey, but I find that's only for Mediterranean fish."
"That could be, they swim differently."
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