I came across another London Tube parody, in a similar but unrelated search. This one has anagrams of all the stations. There was controversy when it came out because there was nervousness that people would be confused, which more likely means "the brand will be damaged." As my audience is primarily American, I doubt the danger of readers getting lost from this misdirection is very high.
The Northern Line is the absolute winner here. It's hard to beat "Wifely Stench" and "Aleph & Tentacles," just for openers, but it is the consistency of the line that makes it the standout.
The real version is here.