Friday, October 10, 2008

Welcome To My Job

"Sometimes when I say things," said the psych nurse "I realize that the combination of words coming out of my mouth are something I never dreamed I would say in my life." Quite true, as this was in reference to her immediately previous comment "Well, he did have a packet of chewing tobacco stuffed up his butt."

We were wondering if he had smuggled in any other contraband, and so had done a drug screen as well. "The proof is in the urine." the psychiatrist noted.

1 comment:

Wacky Hermit said...

Small children have that effect too.

"Get that chicken out of your crotch!" is something I too have said, but never imagined I would ever say.