Originally Entitled "Brandy"

 ...but someone got in earlier with that title for a pop song.

I swear this song was on every time I turned on the car radio over Christmas break 1974. I tired of it rapidly, but it did rather command an era, as it stayed on as an oldie long after. I only otherwise heard it in girls' dorms, and that stereotype was confirmed when a Jewish girl told me the joke a few years later.

How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to call her father and one to put on the Barry Manilow records.  

I'll be here all week.  Try the veal.