Kyle ran across these and forwarded them to the family, which was fun, because I have always liked them and have a small collection off the top of my head. Good to see the lad taking an interest. Some are merely goofy, but the heart of a good Yogism is that it is not quite right - over-obvious or foolish, but almost immediately reveals itself as essentially correct, even profound.
Pair up by threes
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded
If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours
You can observe a lot just by watching. I love, love that one. I have to remind myself of that.
Never answer an anonymous letter.