Warning*

*That is the real title for "When I am old I shall wear purple."

I have mentioned that David Thompson's commenters are the best, and I found this, written by one "Governor Squid" today.

When I am an old man I shall wear

Sweatshirts for schools I never attended,

With a red hat that says MAGA, and was made in China,

And I shall spend my pension

on cheap whiskey and pay-per-view,

And Keen hiking shoes,

and say we've no money for an unlimited data plan. 

I doubt the the governor would mind if people added to it in the spirit of his writing. He should get right of veto, for good reason or bad however.