I have mentioned that David Thompson's commenters are the best, and I found this, written by one "Governor Squid" today.
When I am an old man I shall wear
Sweatshirts for schools I never attended,With a red hat that says MAGA, and was made in China,And I shall spend my pensionon cheap whiskey and pay-per-view,And Keen hiking shoes,and say we've no money for an unlimited data plan.
I doubt the the governor would mind if people added to it in the spirit of his writing. He should get right of veto, for good reason or bad however.