Rapture

We had an earthquake up here, barely noticeable as usual.  We actually get many more than most parts of the country, but because of the stability of the plates in general, they are all small. With the eclipse coming up on Monday, people have taken to pointing out that through most of history and certainly prehistory, the two that close together would have been considered a warning of the end times. One wag suggested that for amusement, you could stay inside all day and leave random clothes on the front lawn.