...at Straw School in the 1960's. Except Miss Morse played the piano better than this. Note that even for performance, everyone has to read it off the card. Some few of us know the chorus. But no one - not since Miss Morse died - knows any of the verses anymore. I sort of know the first verse, and I may be the current record-holder. It's not like Texas, where, Ben tells me, preschoolers can hear the characteristic clapping and all launch into "Deep in the Haaaart of Texas!" on cue.
We are a modest people, perhaps. Or just don't like being bothered and made to perform.
If you come visit, I'll show you where Pineconia Grange is, too.