Monday, June 08, 2026

Ogden Nash

 Behold the duck, it does not cluck

A cluck it lacks

It quacks

It is specially fond of a puddle or pond 

When it dines or sups

It bottoms ups 

2 comments:

  1. The Lord in His wisdom made the fly
    And then forgot to tell us why.

    —

    Some primal termite knocked on wood
    And tasted it and found it good,
    And that is why our cousin May
    Fell through the parlor floor today.

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  2. I always loved "The one-L lama, that's a priest . . . ."

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