"Why are we buying bread and milk?
Get wine. And chocolate cake. Maybe some Oreos. Do this winter storm right."
Our snowfall numbers keep going up. Monitoring whether the inches are trending upward or downward is my general rule for whether we are going to get hit hard or it will blow over. It's not a great time to have blown out a rotator cuff.
We'll see. At least I'll have all the time I want to clear it away.
4 comments:
Peanut butter won't go bad if the power goes out.
In this weather, you can store ice cream in the garage, though you may have to carve it out with a knife.
My wife just texted that our storm preparations include two dozen smoked wings and a couple of sides for me to pick up after my truck is serviced.
Eat, drink, and do Oreos, for tomorrow we die.
If you value being able to sleep, you won't try to shovel snow with that shoulder!
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