We make changes in life, weighing one thing and another, and sometimes come to a final decision, where foreverafter, we will not go down some road. "I will fight no more forever," said Chief Joseph.
The bivalve mollusk is deemed a treat Toward which treat-lovers hustle, Yet it's not the scallop itself they eat, But the scallop's adductor muscle. My craving for pot is none of the time, And for alcohol, sporadic, But I cannot conceal from the scallop that I'm An adductor muscle addic.
The Scallop
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Toward which treat-lovers hustle,
Yet it's not the scallop itself they eat,
But the scallop's adductor muscle.
My craving for pot is none of the time,
And for alcohol, sporadic,
But I cannot conceal from the scallop that I'm
An adductor muscle addic.
--Ogden Nash