Yes Virginia, There Is Some Effective Gun Contol Law

Original Here.  You can zip in "effective gun control law" wherever you want.

DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Effective Gun Control Law.
Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’
Please tell me the truth; is there an Effective Gun Control Law?

VIRGINIA O’HANLON.
115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET...

...Not believe in Effective Gun Control Laws! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Effective Gun Control Laws, but even if they did not see Effective Gun Control Laws coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Effective Gun Control Laws, but that is no sign that there are no Effective Gun Control Laws. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world...

...No Effective Gun Control Laws! Thank God! they live, and they live forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, they will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.