Now that the aquatic ape theory is back on again, with the usual speculation in the British tabloids "Hey! That must be where mermaids come from!" archaeologist Brenna Walks has proposed a competitor theory: Space Apes. It explains everything: sinuses, big eyes, lack of hair.
Yes, she's kidding. But the truth is out there, isn't it?
Well, "something" is "out there", and my money is on "this theory". Waaaaaaaaaaaaay out there.
ReplyDeleteNeeded the smile. Good on ya, AVI!