Dad Cliches

I give this to you free of charge, for the elevation of society. An important aspect of Dad cliches is to add a secondary lesson, to take the sting out of the lecture a bit with a little humor. It's hard to remember that in the moment, though, so get your cliches in order first.

The goal is not to find a good-enough excuse. The goal is to get the job done - unless you're planning on working for the government.