Classical Reference

 (Deep inside Communist Martyrs High School)

Man with an Hispanic accent:  Hiya, kiddo!

Porgy Tirebiter: 'Shoes for industry' compadre. 

Man: Hehehe sure. Hey you guys holding?

Porgy: Gosh no!  The means of production are held by all of the people. 

Bottles: That's right.

Man: Ah no, man.  Y'know, got any uppers?

Porgy: No, there are no classes in our society.

Mudhead: Or in our high school.

Bottles: Quiet, stupid.

Man: C'mon baby, you can tell me.  You got any pot?

Porgy: Oh not yet.  But soon, heavy industry will make it possible for all the people to have everything it desires in a free marketplace.

Man:  Oh Daddyo, you guys are so crazy! 

 

 

This was prompted by a long chain of thought after I accused someone over at Maggie's of resorting to hand-waving as an argument. The comment in bold from Firesign Theater came to me.