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For his 75th birthday his drinking buddies at the club hired a hooker and sent her to knock on Old John's door. He answered the door and she said "Hi. I'm here to give you super sex". He said "I'll take the soup".
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Did it at least include a liability waiver?
I didn't click. Interesting question. One wonders about the wording.
"Affirmative consent via pre-non-nup?" Sex California style?
Sad!
Lucky you. I get e-mails offering discounts on Spam.
For his 75th birthday his drinking buddies at the club hired a hooker and sent her to knock on Old John's door. He answered the door and she said "Hi. I'm here to give you super sex". He said "I'll take the soup".
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