Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Push Polls

My new strategy- find out which candidate they're pushing for, then take their out-of-context quotes and tell them it makes me support the other candidate more.

My favorite part- taking the "would knowing that John Lynch supports releasing violent sex offenders all the time because he's a lying weasel" question and saying that it definitely increased my support of him.

Take that, John Stephen.

2 comments:

  1. akafred8:41 AM

    Ah, the ol' curveball trick. Years ago I was renovating a kitchen on a Saturday afternoon, all hot and dusty, when a gleeful telemarketer called. Asking expectedly, "Wouldn't you like to earn some extra cash for your wallet?" "Actually," I replied. "I have so much money now that I just can't find a way to spend it." In the deafening silence from the other end I just said, "But thanks for asking" and hung up.

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