In honor of my third son's fiancee considering him insensitive - which he doesn't know yet, and he doesn't read this blog so I'm not worried about mentioning it - I link to the story of
Roger and Elaine, perhaps the best thing Dave Barry has ever written.
Dear AVI,
ReplyDeleteSaw you today at Maggies's. Kinda lost track - quintillions of gigabytes and links destroyed when terrorists destroyed a couple of innocent computing thingys.
I've followed Dave Barry for years. One funny guy. Condensed version of the linked post heard on a golf course -
Roger comes home and is in a funny mood. Elaine starts having fantasies of alienation and affairs. Decides to win her man back. Elaborate dinner - fine wine and candles. Sexiest negligee. Lying in post coital reverie Roger thinks "Damn, missed that putt on 18 but at least I got laid".
Nice talking to you again.
Roy