Amy Alkon, The Advice Goddess, is worried about the danger of Christians with their "cross-imprinted jack boots." I love those! I have been looking for a pair for so long! Where do you think I can get some?
I'd try Etsy (www.etsy.com). They have a feature called Alchemy where you can request custom-made items. I haven't seen anyone ask for cross-imprinted jackboots, but I did see a request for vagina earrings come through recently. People are always asking for all kinds of weird stuff.
Jackboots for him, Jillboots for her and JuniorBooties for the kidlets. Crosses on your ballcaps and bonnets.
On the subject of cross-dressing Christians (ouch! sorry), don't forget that the considerate Christian also takes the time to carve those crosses in the tips of bullets.
Fashionists! Christian Fashionistas! Christianistas? We're becoming such a fashionist country under Christian right wings. Wi-i-i-n-n-ngs, ooaah. Now I feel like eating chicken. -cp
Personally, I'm worried about what plastic surgeon did her nose job. He sucks.
ReplyDeleteOuch. My pop-culture maven cuts right to the chase.
ReplyDeleteShe's a raging moonbat...
ReplyDelete...and her hair looks like a possum has been nesting in it.
I'd try Etsy (www.etsy.com). They have a feature called Alchemy where you can request custom-made items. I haven't seen anyone ask for cross-imprinted jackboots, but I did see a request for vagina earrings come through recently. People are always asking for all kinds of weird stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah, AVI, when you find them, let me know where they are. I need to pick up a few for me, the missus, and the young'uns.
ReplyDelete---BubbaB
Jackboots for him, Jillboots for her and JuniorBooties for the kidlets. Crosses on your ballcaps and bonnets.
ReplyDeleteOn the subject of cross-dressing Christians (ouch! sorry), don't forget that the considerate Christian also takes the time to carve those crosses in the tips of bullets.
Fashionists! Christian Fashionistas! Christianistas? We're becoming such a fashionist country under Christian right wings. Wi-i-i-n-n-ngs, ooaah. Now I feel like eating chicken. -cp