tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post2531186598147524681..comments2024-03-27T03:19:11.216-04:00Comments on Assistant Village Idiot: Paranoia FYIAssistant Village Idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-79615604979104665642007-08-18T11:11:00.000-04:002007-08-18T11:11:00.000-04:00A LOOOOOOONG time ago, when I worked at a state me...A LOOOOOOONG time ago, when I worked at a state mental facility in Texas we had a patient who swore he was Jimmy Carter and was threatening others for not believing him. Shortly after his commitment, we had a voluntary admission of another patient who said he Was Jimmy Carter. The arguments back and forth were almost amusing: "I am Jimmy Carter." Then "No you aren't, I am."<BR/><BR/>The day after Ronald Reagan was elected, patient number two decided he was Ronal Reagan, and patient number one only said "See, I told you he was a liar."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-70240813767454551822007-08-16T14:10:00.000-04:002007-08-16T14:10:00.000-04:00Dragnabbit! Y'all on to me! Next step, coating t...Dragnabbit! Y'all on to me! Next step, coating the inside of my house with old newspapers and wrapping all the appliances in Reynolds Wrap (all other tinfoil is CLEARLY inadequate!) Oh, yeah, I forgot to add the extra !!!!!!'s. -cpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-51334111696955521782007-08-16T13:59:00.000-04:002007-08-16T13:59:00.000-04:00OK...but what if I'm not paranoid and someone real...OK...but what if I'm not paranoid and someone really <B>is</B> out to get me?<BR/><BR/>:-)terrihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12399706958844399216noreply@blogger.com