tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post114557595186669423..comments2024-03-27T03:19:11.216-04:00Comments on Assistant Village Idiot: World Cup: Advance PredictionsAssistant Village Idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-1145635637097926412006-04-21T12:07:00.000-04:002006-04-21T12:07:00.000-04:00I, too, will make some World Cup predictions:Predi...I, too, will make some World Cup predictions:<BR/><BR/>Prediction 1: All too many games will be scoreless at the end of regulation, and need to be settled by penalty kicks.<BR/><BR/>Predictions 2: All too many games will be astoundingly boring, making baseball look like a David Mamet comedy.<BR/><BR/>Prediction 3: Americans won't give a damn unless the USA team kicks an unlikely level of butt.<BR/><BR/>If you want to make soccer interesting, get rid of the goalie, shrink the goal down, and turn it into "foot basketball", and make ties in regulation turn to sudden death.<BR/><BR/>Ties. <BR/><BR/>GET RID OF TIES.<BR/><BR/>TIES are for <I><B>bed wetting pansies</B></I>. <BR/><BR/>No wonder the game is exceedingly popular with Euroweenies.<BR/><BR/>*<;-POBloodyHellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09992539380115488567noreply@blogger.com