tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post6950420955030227042..comments2024-03-27T03:19:11.216-04:00Comments on Assistant Village Idiot: Jokes I'm Tired OfAssistant Village Idiothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-3546612139182832862007-03-29T12:20:00.000-04:002007-03-29T12:20:00.000-04:00Actually, I teach that second one to young parents...Actually, I teach that second one to young parents all the time. I used it just yesterday. Ouch.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-40913647381542667692007-03-28T12:29:00.000-04:002007-03-28T12:29:00.000-04:00One's going over the wall, warden!At least you've ...One's going over the wall, warden!<BR/><BR/>At least you've stopped doing "Father Slays Three in Bizarre Ludfisk Incident." <BR/><BR/>And you know it's only a year or two before I end up starting doing them myself, probably.Ben Wymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12491745981357751416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-60070681752432171452007-03-26T15:12:00.000-04:002007-03-26T15:12:00.000-04:00(At least) one of my sons is sick of (at least one...(At least) one of my sons is sick of (at least one of) my favorites. It's difficult to be my son, because I originate one-liners, so I know who has heard them and who hasn't, and entertain the troops.<BR/><BR/>The sons, who are overhearing this for the 344th time, are less enchanted.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-91645074715321374792007-03-25T18:37:00.000-04:002007-03-25T18:37:00.000-04:00To throw in the vegetarian perspective: "If God di...To throw in the vegetarian perspective: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?" <BR/><BR/>I don't know why, but people who say that always seem to think that they're really REALLY clever.bs kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02871717971078952304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-10061656424178801992007-03-25T16:29:00.000-04:002007-03-25T16:29:00.000-04:00Yeah, our Romanian sons were sick of "Why, man?" w...Yeah, our Romanian sons were sick of "Why, man?" within a year of arrival in the States.Assistant Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978011985085795099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-54938773958444723822007-03-25T08:36:00.000-04:002007-03-25T08:36:00.000-04:0040 years ago J.C.Penny's was J.C.PenNay's. Like y...40 years ago J.C.Penny's was J.C.PenNay's. Like you said... tiresome after hundreds of repititions. <BR/><BR/>Similarly, when I give my last name I frequently get "Oh, you mean like Mr. Roper in <I>Three's Company</I>?" I usually say something like "That was funny the first 2,000,000 times I heard it."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19305198.post-52114769697613921732007-03-24T21:32:00.000-04:002007-03-24T21:32:00.000-04:00Calling a Ford Explorer an Exploder.Calling a Ford Explorer an Exploder.Terihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14963866738372943658noreply@blogger.com