The things they did that night, it put my heart to fear.
They took the ice right off the corpse, and put it on the beer (bier)
He was a Sigma Chi at UNH. My mother, for her part, taught me a take-off on "Jealousy"
called Leprosy. Only the first part of the melody is used for the parody. Her's was just a touch different:
There goes my left ear
Right into my stale beer.She was a bit more reticent and embarrassed to be singing college drinking songs to her son. She was an Alpha Chi Omega.
I get the impression my parents were quite the lively partiers in college. When I was about sixteen I checked, of course, to see if I was, ahem, "born prematurely," but apparently not.